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• "Good to meet you! I'm a lesbian." shakes your hand -- The manager at this Dennys I'm at. about 5 hours ago from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @lykzomgitsjako: Girls don't become male prostitutes. They become female prostitutes. @geeksunny 06:16:58 PM February 04, 2012 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @robdelaney: One cool part about dating me is if you're wondering "Should I shower or 'freshen up?'" the answer is definitely "Stay f ... 05:51:41 PM February 04, 2012 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
• RT @robdelaney: Saw a field of baby antelopes hatch from their cantaloupes last night. So magical… 05:50:17 PM February 04, 2012 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
• My name is Jacob and I am tweeting on Justin's Twitter machine. #irock #lol #twat 05:49:52 PM February 04, 2012 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite